Ruscus aculeatus 'Wheeler's Variety'

Everyone needs a hermaphroditic Butchers broom, but cuttings don’t root and we feared we would never produce enough to list, hacking to pieces with a machete did the trick, and now you too can sample this perverse pleasure. Wicked evergreen spine tipped cladophyls (pseudo-leaves) clothe the naked photosynthetic stems rendering a semblance of normalcy, until the twisted hermaphroditic flowers burst forth from their cladophyll prison, pregnancy follows this depraved act and soon luscious round firm red fruits erupt obscenely from the center of each leaf. According to Dirr its shade tolerant, or perhaps such evil can’t stand the full light of day.